Saturday, November 7, 2009

Baby's First Murder

We live in a nice neighborhood. Lots of trees. Nice houses. It's a great neighborhood, except for two things: our neighbor Skeeter (that's another story), and the guy in the orange pickup truck that lives with his parents down at the cul-de-sac. We call him "Orange Pickup Truck Guy". We have been wary of him since January of 2007, when we woke up and there were 7 police cars in front of his parent's house, and the cops were "looking for him". This morning, we woke up to 15 police cars, two news vans, and a helicopter. Orange Pickup Truck Guy (a.k.a. Mr. Davon Londell Thomas) has apparently (I'm supposed to say "allegedly") shot his girlfriend "multiple times" at his parent's house, a mere 500 ft from our own front door.





The good news? We won't be seeing Orange Pickup Truck Guy any more. The bad news? They haven't caught him yet. He made a break for the woods, and now guys with rifles are running around in our neighborhood. Maybe they could arrest Skeeter while they're here?

Anyway, if you see Davon, please notify the authorities.

2 comments:

  1. No, you were wrong. The photos of police cars on your street are VERY EXCITING. The local news media were dead-on.

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  2. Actually no they were not, the man is a vet from the military. We went crazy when fighting for our country when he lost his sane metal state. He has never been cured, and the military refused to give him help. His insanity is why he had to come home to begin with, then struggled with life ever since.This is really a sad case, He was never running around in the woods with rifles either.

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