100 Days

Spud has been post-uterine for 100 days! During this time, we have consumed (according to some quick out-of-my-backside calculations) approximately:

- 700 diapers
- 2800 wipes
- 1500 tissues
- 400 paper towels

Despite his near total physical immobility, he has personally destroyed this lush virgin forest in its entirety (photo taken April 23rd):



Like a tiny pinkish Godzilla.

He celebrated hitting triple digits and this important benchmark in planetary devastation by: peeing on Claire and the wall during a diaper change, puking up perhaps the highest-volume puke EVER (on Claire), creating and ejecting an unusually large booger, and visiting Goodwill, the mall, and the Daniel Stowe Botanical Gardens with Claire and 'Aunt' Lindsay, who is visiting from Florida.



At the end of the month, his dad will be 16,436 days old (yes, I added leap days).