Lovable Cartoon Characters, Eating Them

The SpongeBob SquarePants ice cream treat.  The two things that are most horrible about it:

1) The red (and presumably square) pants melt and it looks like the kid has sliced open a major blood vessel in his arm,

2) The eyes.  The lifeless, black candy eyes.

 

I'M FOUR !!

What better way to celebrate 4 trips around the sun than to go to Monkey Joe's and fling his-self around the bouncy houses and slides.  Wooo!